http://www.lifesfair.com/index.cfm Negative Bumper Stickers Compiled by LifesFair.com Wed, 11 Apr 2012 03:08:50 GMT Hell was already full, So I came back. Man Who Scratch Ass Should Not Bite Fingernails Give War A Chance. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. I Owe, I Owe, So Off To Work I Go Just because you look that way doesn't mean you have to act dumb My iPhone is Smarter Than Your Honor Roll Student Keep Honking, I'm Reloading I wish my lawn were emo, so it would cut itself Thank God I'm an atheist I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is improving There are no dumb questions... but there are questions that show you who the dumb people are I'm so gay I shit rainbows If you're not happy, fake it! (Nobody wants to hear your crap.) I Hate Your Prius! If I Passed You on the Right - You're in the Wrong Lane! Don't follow me, I am LOST!! Are you following Jesus this close? With a Bush and a Dick we all get screwed Don't Like My Driving - GOOD!