Bumper Sticker Quotes - LifesFair.com Half Full http://www.lifesfair.com/index.cfm Positive Bumper Stickers Compiled by LifesFair.com Wed, 11 Apr 2012 03:08:50 GMT I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon. I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon. The truth shall set you free, but first it will piss you off. The truth shall set you free, but first it will piss you off. I'm not perfect, but parts of me are fantastic. I'm not perfect, but parts of me are fantastic. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. Chillin' Like A Villian. Chillin' Like A Villian. Beer Pong Champ Beer Pong Champ Remember that whenever you see a beautiful, single girl, somewhere there's a guy who's glad to be rid of her. Remember that whenever you see a beautiful, single girl, somewhere there's a guy who's glad to be rid of her. Obey Gravity - It's the Law. Obey Gravity - It's the Law. I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. My Boss... Is a Jewish Carpenter. My Boss... Is a Jewish Carpenter. Friends and Family Come and Go... But Zombies are Forever Friends and Family Come and Go... But Zombies are Forever Don't Mess With Texas Don't Mess With Texas Can You Think On Your Own Or Do You Need The Media To Think For You? Can You Think On Your Own Or Do You Need The Media To Think For You? If you're not OUTRAGED, you're not paying attention If you're not OUTRAGED, you're not paying attention Don't Believe Everything You Think Don't Believe Everything You Think Speak your mind - even if your voice shakes Speak your mind - even if your voice shakes I (Heart) Explosives I (Heart) Explosives Vaginatarian Vaginatarian No Coffee, No Workee No Coffee, No Workee