http://www.lifesfair.com/index.cfm Negative Movie Quotes Compiled by LifesFair.com Mon, 13 May 2013 04:26:09 GMT There are rich teams, and there are poor teams. Then there's 50 feet of crap, and then there's us. - Billy Beane (Brad Pitt) - Moneyball In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat; now, that's a fact. - Chuckie (Ben Affleck) - Good Will Hunting (1997) Men are shameless. If you're not thinking with your wiener, then you're acting directly on its behalf. - Skylar (Minnie Driver) - Good Will Hunting (1997) Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen. - Matt King (George Clooney) - The Descendants (2011) I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. - Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow) - Iron Man (2008) I'm sorry. This is our family's first kidnapping. - Ellen Griswold (Beverly D'Angelo) - Christmas Vacation (1989) It's a one-year membership in the Jelly of the Month Club. - Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) - Christmas Vacation (1989) If this isn't the biggest bag-over-the-head, punch-in-the-face I ever got, GOD DAMN IT! - Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) - Christmas Vacation (1989) Remember how I was toying with the idea of suspending the Christmas bonuses? - Mr. Frank Shirley (Brian Doyle-Murray) - Christmas Vacation (1989) If that cat had nine lives it sure used 'em all. - Eddie Johnson (Randy Quaid) - Christmas Vacation (1989) Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? - Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) - Christmas Vacation (1989) Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at it's zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters decend upon us. - Ralphie (narrating) (Jean Shepherd) - A Christmas Story (1983) Don't you touch that! You were always jealous of this lamp. - The Old Man (Darren McGavin) - A Christmas Story (1983) Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra. - Waiters (Chinese Restaurant) (Johan Sebastian Wong) - A Christmas Story (1983) He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny. - The Old Man (Darren McGavin) - A Christmas Story (1983) You'll shoot your eye out, kid. - Santa Claus (Jeff Gillen) - A Christmas Story (1983) I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind. - Ed Rooney (Jeffrey Jones) - Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. - Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick) - Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile. - Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick) - Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) Love should have brought your ass home last night. - Angela (Halle Berry) - Boomerang (1992) If you're not going to kill me... I have things to do. - Julie Hastings (Frances McDormand) - Darkman (1990) We have no blindfolds senor, we are a poor country! - General Garcia (Richard Libertini) - The In-Laws (1979) I've only had four women in my life. Two of them, my wife! - Sheldon S. Kornpett, D.D.S. (Alan Arkin) - The In-Laws (1979) Six thousand a year tuition to listen to this. - Sheldon S. Kornpett, D.D.S. (Alan Arkin) - The In-Laws (1979) You've done a lot of solid work here, but it's just not Ivy League, now is it? - Rutherford (Richard Masur) - Risky Business (1983) I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp. - Miles (Curtis Armstrong) - Risky Business (1983) College women can smell ignorance... like dog shit. - Joel Goodson (Tom Cruise) - Risky Business (1983) You and I have a tendency towards corpulence. Corpulence makes a man reasonable, pleasant and phlegmatic. Have you noticed the nastiest of tyrants are invariably thin? - Gracchus (Charles Laughton) - Spartacus (1960) A good body with a dull brain is as cheap as life itself. - Batiatus (Peter Ustinov) - Spartacus (1960) Rome is the mob. - Julius Caesar (John Gavin) - Spartacus (1960) I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook. - Henry Hill (Ray Liotta) - Goodfellas (1990) She's prejudiced against Italians. Fuckin' believe that? In this day and age. What the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this... prejudice against... A Jew broad prejudiced against Italians. - Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci) - Goodfellas (1990) What are you, fuckin' crazy, Karen? Are you crazy, huh? I got enough to worry about gettin' fuckin' whacked on the street. I gotta fuckin' come home... I gotta come home...for this?! - Henry Hill (Ray Liotta) - Goodfellas (1990) Remember, one night stands might be over in the morning, but Syphilis lasts a lifetime. - Chief Sunday (Robert De Niro) - Men of Honor You can't handle the truth! - Col. Nathan Jessup (Jack Nicholson) - A Few Good Men This is Jason Bourne, the toughest target that you have ever tracked. He is really good at staying alive, and trying to kill him and failing... just pisses him off. - Pamela Landy (Joan Allen) - The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) Don't worry, I'm not going to shoot you, Mr. Haines. It might disturb Mother. - Bruno Anthony (Robert Walker) - Strangers on a Train (1951) I may be old-fashioned, but I thought murder was against the law. - Guy Haines (Farley Granger) - Strangers on a Train (1951) And now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor (Ian McDiarmid) - Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983) You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a fucking t-shirt, at best. - David Mills (Brad Pitt) - Se7en (1995)