http://www.lifesfair.com/index.cfm Positive Movie Quotes Compiled by LifesFair.com Mon, 13 May 2013 04:26:08 GMT Danger is very real... but fear is a choice. - Cypher Raige (Will Smith) - After Earth by the time they figure out what went wrong, we'll be sitting on a beach earning 20 percent. - Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman) - Die Hard (1988) I don't want my daughters growing up entitled and spoiled. And I agree with my father - you give your children enough money to do something but not enough to do nothing. - Matt King (George Clooney) - The Descendants (2011) Hope, it is the only thing stronger than fear. A little hope is effective, a lot of hope is dangerous. A spark is fine, as long as it's contained. - President Snow (Donald Sutherland) - The Hunger Games (2012) Loosen your corset and have a drink. - Haymitch Abernathy (Woody Harrelson) - The Hunger Games (2012) If I were Iron Man, I'd have this girlfriend who knew my true identity. She'd be a wreck. She'd always be worrying I was going to die, yet so proud of the man I've become. She'd be wildly conflicted, which would only make her more crazy about me... - Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) - Iron Man (2008) I'm sorry. This is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is back there. - Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) - Iron Man (2008) My old man had a philosophy: peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy. - Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) - Iron Man (2008) I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore! - Howard Beale (Peter Finch) - Network (1976) We're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f**king Kaye. - Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) - Christmas Vacation (1989) Hey, smart ass. I asked my old man about sticking your tongue to a flagpole in the winter, and he says that it'll freeze right to the pole, just like I told ya. - Schwartz (R.D. Robb) - A Christmas Story (1983) You're lucky it didn't cut your eye! Those icicles have been known to kill people. - Mother (Melinda Dillon) - A Christmas Story (1983) Getting ready to go to school was like getting ready for extended deep-sea diving. - Ralphie (narrating) (Jean Shepherd) - A Christmas Story (1983) Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind. - Ralphie (narrating) (Jean Shepherd) - A Christmas Story (1983) Only I didn't say 'Fudge.' I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the 'F-dash-dash-dash' word! - Ralphie (narrating) (Jean Shepherd) - A Christmas Story (1983) No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle! - Ralphie (Peter Billingsley) - A Christmas Story (1983) Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window. - Ralphie (narrating) (Jean Shepherd) - A Christmas Story (1983) The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion. - Cameron Frye (Alan Ruck) - Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick) - Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet. - Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick) - Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym? - Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick) - Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) Check it. Like Jet magazine. This is my mack daddie vibe I am giving you. In all its splendor. - Marcus Graham (Eddie Murphy) - Boomerang (1992) When I seduce you... if I decide to seduce you, don't worry. You'll know. - Jacqueline (Robin Givens) - Boomerang (1992) Where there's a will, there's a weapon. - Yuri Orlov (Nicholas Cage) - Lord of War (2005) You know who's going to inherit the world? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other. - Yuri Orlov (Nicholas Cage) - Lord of War (2005) Thank God there are still legal ways to exploit developing countries. The only problem with an honest buck is they're so hard to make - the margins are too low, too many people are doin' it. - Yuri Orlov (Nicholas Cage) - Lord of War (2005) In the most AIDS-infested region of the globe - where 1 in 4 is infected - Andy's idea of a joke was to put a young Iman and a young Naomi in my bed - and no condom within a hundred miles. - Yuri Orlov (Nicholas Cage) - Lord of War (2005) Bullets change governments far surer than votes. - Simeon Weisz (Ian Holm) - Lord of War (2005) I would tell you to go to hell, but I think you're already there. - Jack Valentine (Ethan Hawke) - Lord of War (2005) The problem with dating dream girls is that they have a tendency to become real. - Yuri Orlov (Nicholas Cage) - Lord of War (2005) There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it. - Yuri Orlov (Nicholas Cage) - Lord of War (2005) I sell to leftists, and rightists. I sell to pacifists, but they're not the most regular customers. Of course, you're not a *true* internationalist until you've supplied weapons to kill your *own* countrymen. - Yuri Orlov (Nicholas Cage) - Lord of War (2005) I don't want to be remembered at all. If I'm being remembered, it means I'm dead. - Yuri Orlov (Nicholas Cage) - Lord of War (2005) The first and most important rule of gun-running is: Never get shot with your own merchandise. - Yuri Orlov (Nicholas Cage) - Lord of War (2005) There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11? - Yuri Orlov (Nicholas Cage) - Lord of War (2005) Selling guns is like selling vacuum cleaners. You make calls, pound the pavement, and take orders. I was an equal opportunity merchant of death. I supplied every army but the salvation army. - Yuri Orlov (Nicholas Cage) - Lord of War (2005) Yeah. There's something a little fishy about you, your son, your little Taco Bell dog and this whole operation you got going on here. - Agent Simmons (John Turturro) - Transformers (2007) The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female. - Ratchet (Robert Foxworth) - Transformers (2007) So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the Internet! Who hasn't? Who hasn't? - Glen (Anthony Anderson) - Transformers (2007) You A-holes are in trouble now. Gentlemen, I want to introduce you to my friend, Optimus Prime. - Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) - Transformers (2007)