Television Quotes and Commerical Quotes - LifesFair.com Half Empty http://www.lifesfair.com/index.cfm Negative Quotes from Television and Commercials Compiled by LifesFair.com Sat, 26 Jan 2013 16:10:56 GMT Your aunt Marie is cute, but she can burn water. Your aunt Marie is cute, but she can burn water. - Breaking Bad Guess you realize that being this excited about a sci fi movie will drastically cut down the number of women who will sleep w... Guess you realize that being this excited about a sci fi movie will drastically cut down the number of women who will sleep with us. - Bones You know you've reached middle age when your back goes out more often than you do. You know you've reached middle age when your back goes out more often than you do. - The Red Green Show (1991) Two's company, three's cross-fire. Two's company, three's cross-fire. - Wings (1993) People who have money don't need people. People who have money don't need people. - Family Ties (1982) Mallory, someone stupid called... sometime today... about something trivial. Mallory, someone stupid called... sometime today... about something trivial. - Family Ties (1982) Let's play a game of whose life sucks worse; I'll win, I always win. Let's play a game of whose life sucks worse; I'll win, I always win. - Grey's Anatomy I hate my life... can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the wife in the backyard... I hate my life... can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the wife in the backyard... - Married with Children Kiss my grits! Kiss my grits! - Alice Oh, this is it... I'm comin' Elizabeth. Oh, this is it... I'm comin' Elizabeth. - Sanford and Son