http://www.lifesfair.com/index.cfm Positive Quotes from Web Sources Compiled by LifesFair.com Tue, 21 May 2013 01:03:30 GMT They should call it Tumblickr. It's got a ring to it. #Yahoo - Context: In the middle of Yahoo-Tumblr acquisition day, Yahoo announces that Flickr gets a huge revamp including a totally new look and feel Hmmmm, so this will be an eye phone... ;-) - Context: New Samsung Galaxy phone might be controlled by your eyes Microsoft argues that, with Surface Pro, you don't need a MacBook Air. In tech marketing, this is known as the Surface-to-Air missile. - Context: On the debut of the Microsoft Surface Pro tablet. ...the M5 is a breathtaking, world-blurring outrage, a fast car for real nutters, people whose egos generate their own weather. - Context: BMW M5: Too smoothly outrageous for America Just because you have Tang in your kitchen doesn't make you an astronaut. - Context: Meet the Most Spoiled Kids in the World. STARTUP LIKE VOLTRON. FIVE LIONS UNITE TO FORM UNSTOPPABLE FORCE. IF ONE LION TAKE NAP INSTEAD OF FIGHT? THEN VOLTRON SCREWED. - Context: Fake Grimlock answer reader questions about how make startup awesome If they catch her and lock her up, she is just going to bust out again... - Context: Somewhere in Australia there's a "buxom bandit" on the run. That's what Australian media has dubbed a gas station robber with an affinity for deadly weapons and low-cut shirts. When the chess game is over, the pawn and the king go back in the same box. You should think about that. - Context: Judge scolds Microsoft and Motorola for 'hubris' and arrogance in patent case We’re obviously not talking Tiger Woods here, but I was unfaithful. - Context: De La Hoya admits cheating on his wife and drug addiction The pain was so bad that I guess I wasn't afraid to die. - Context: An 86-yr-old Arizona man survived falling face-first into his pruning shears. The student isn't a highlander. I didn't see anybody getting their head cut off while somebody else says, 'There can be only one!' - Context: A black teenager sues Arkansas school district, contending her high school discriminated against her by refusing to let her be sole valedictorian even though she had the highest GPA. Clearly this is Bruce Lee's form of Hacky Sack. Chuck Norris joined in after counting to infinity for the third time. - Context: Kung Fu Volleyball or Kung Fu Soccer? We just had a kid, so she's looking forward to Miller Lite. - Context: The MillerCoors brewing company will soon be forced to pull 39 brands of beers from every restaurant, bar and liquor store in the state of Minnesota. We got suspicious when tens of thousands of new members were accepted over a six-week period, many of whom were no oil painting. - Context: Things got a little ugly on beautifulpeople.com last month when a virus called Shrek allowed 30,000 "ugly" people into the exclusive site. Closeness has nothing to do with Distance. - Context: via Twitter Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Context: via Twitter are these camels filtered or non-filtered. My dad always told me camels would kill me... little did I know what he meant at the time. - Context: Farting Camels on Carbon Hit List There comes a time when you have to choose between turning the page and closing the book. - Context: via Twitter The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Context: via Twitter Status: Wanted by many, taken by none, looking at some, waiting for one. - Context: via Twitter Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer. - Context: via Twitter I know sometimes it feels like all the doors in your life are closed. But remember this, closed does not mean locked. - Context: via Twitter Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. - Context: via Twitter My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle. - Context: via Twitter There's a reason the rear-view mirror is small and the windshield is big; where you are headed is much more important than what you left behind. - Context: via Twitter Expecting life to treat you well because you’re a good person is like expecting an angry bull not to charge because you’re a vegetarian. - Context: via Twitter When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think. - Context: via Twitter I just had my first nerdgasm. - Context: Adam Savage does ArcAttack! - Maker Faire 2011 I don't believe in any of this stuff that's going on, and I plan on being here next week. - Context: Doomsday church: Still open for business Oh, it's a RAPTURE! I thought it was a RAP TOUR that was freaking all the white people on the Internet out. I thought you all were racists. - Context: via Twitter It’s hard to beat a person that never gives up. - Context: via Twitter If you get knocked down 7 times, then stand up 8! - Context: via Twitter I am a horse for single harness, not cut out for tandem or team work. - Context: via Twitter Do not let your friends decide who you are. Let yourself decide who your friends are. - Context: via Twitter A pretty lady makes you thankful. A true lady thankful for you. - Context: via Twitter For your information: 'I blog to express, not to impress' - Context: via Twitter PowerPoint: boring app used by people who neither have power nor point. - Context: via Twitter I got a magic jack. I was magically ripped off. - Context: Microsoft Corp. is nearing a deal worth more than $7 billion to buy Internet-phone provider Skype Technologies SA An optimist says, It's Finally Friday... A pessimist says, It's Almost Monday. - Context: via Twitter This should pretty much end the 'dogs are better than cats' argument. - Context: Canine of the Year: Military Dog Reportedly Assisted in bin Laden Raid