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Highway of Love

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I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.
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The truth shall set you free, but first it will piss you off.
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I'm not perfect, but parts of me are fantastic.
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If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
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A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
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Chillin' Like A Villian.
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Beer Pong Champ
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Remember that whenever you see a beautiful, single girl, somewhere there's a guy who's glad to be rid of her.
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Obey Gravity - It's the Law.
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I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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My Boss... Is a Jewish Carpenter.
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Friends and Family Come and Go... But Zombies are Forever
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Don't Mess With Texas
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Can You Think On Your Own Or Do You Need The Media To Think For You?
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If you're not OUTRAGED, you're not paying attention
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Don't Believe Everything You Think
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Speak your mind - even if your voice shakes
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I (Heart) Explosives
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No Coffee, No Workee
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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Highway to Hell

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Give War A Chance.
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Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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I Owe, I Owe, So Off To Work I Go
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Just because you look that way doesn't mean you have to act dumb
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My iPhone is Smarter Than Your Honor Roll Student
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Keep Honking, I'm Reloading
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I wish my lawn were emo, so it would cut itself
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Thank God I'm an atheist
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I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is improving
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There are no dumb questions... but there are questions that show you who the dumb people are
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If you're not happy, fake it! (Nobody wants to hear your crap.)
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I Hate Your Prius!
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Don't follow me, I am LOST!!
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Are you following Jesus this close?
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Don't Like My Driving - GOOD!
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He who laughs last thinks slowest
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No Fat Chicks - Car Will Scrape
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Nice truck, sorry about your penis
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So, can I teach evolution in your church?
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Contrary to belief, nobody owes you anything
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