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I want to know who was the first person who said out loud, 'Hey guys, you know what would make us even more cool? If we played with the new guy's butt'.
Maine West High School Sued For Student Hazing, Sodomy 'Sanctioned By Coaches'
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Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.
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Always put off until tomorrow what you shouldn't do at all.
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A life of ease is a difficult pursuit.
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It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all.
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I'm barely prolific and incredibly lazy.
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If a man works hard, the land will not be lazy.
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In winter, the lazy man freezes to death.
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Life's Fair, when you waste so much time flipping through TV channels you have to start over at the top of the hour.
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You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building nests in your hair.
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Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
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Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
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I wish my lawn were emo, so it would cut itself
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Some people confuse acceptance with apathy, but there's all the difference in the world. Apathy fails to distinguish between what can and what cannot be helped; acceptance makes that distinction.
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Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.
Office Space (1999)
Lawrence (Diedrich Bader)
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Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
Office Space (1999)
Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston)
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Dare Slack - When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.
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If you're not OUTRAGED, you're not paying attention
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