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Book Quote I'm grateful to be in an adult relationship because I always figured, 'Oh, I'll just have sex with a bunch of guys and have my career.'
Chelsea Handler | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Book Quote I'm not such a pervert.
E.L. James | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Movie Quote Men are shameless. If you're not thinking with your wiener, then you're acting directly on its behalf.
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Skylar (Minnie Driver)
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Web Comment I want to know who was the first person who said out loud, 'Hey guys, you know what would make us even more cool? If we played with the new guy's butt'.
Maine West High School Sued For Student Hazing, Sodomy 'Sanctioned By Coaches'
ewwthatsnasty
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Book Quote The greatest persecution of the church doesn't come from enemies on the outside but is born from the sin within the church.
Pope Benedict XVI | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Book Quote If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested.
John Tyner | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Web Comment If they catch her and lock her up, she is just going to bust out again...
Somewhere in Australia there's a "buxom bandit" on the run. That's what Australian media has dubbed a gas station robber with an affinity for deadly weapons and low-cut shirts.
Wade C
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Movie Quote I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash.
Iron Man (2008)
Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow)
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Book Quote Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch.
Ian Fleming | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Movie Quote Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
A Christmas Story (1983)
Ralphie (narrating) (Jean Shepherd)
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Web Comment I give up - my Japanese sex doll is on the way!! Geez.... I hope she likes me.
For the first time in history, women are better educated, more ambitious and arguably more successful than men.
6y298
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Web Comment What is this world coming to when a man can't go in and take a leisurely dump, without scrambling F-16 Chimichanga pilots to interrupt him?
Flight on 9/11 anniversary ends in handcuffs for housewife
Hugh Jorgan
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Web Comment We’re obviously not talking Tiger Woods here, but I was unfaithful.
De La Hoya admits cheating on his wife and drug addiction
Oscar De La Hoya
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Book Quote Life's Fair, when over half the people on your flight qualify for preboarding so you still fight for baggage space.
L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Book Quote Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
John Barrymore | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Movie Quote When I seduce you... if I decide to seduce you, don't worry. You'll know.
Boomerang (1992)
Jacqueline (Robin Givens)
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Book Quote Life's Fair, when you're watching a movie and a nude scene comes on right before your spouse walks in the room.
L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Book Quote No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris.
Orville Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Book Quote Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.
Marechal Ferdinand Foch | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Book Quote Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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