| Book Quote |
I've been on a diet for 35 years.
Lauren Graham | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
  Share Quote... |
| Book Quote |
I ain't the same person I was when I bit that guy's ear off.
Mike Tyson | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Book Quote |
I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can.
Gwyneth Paltrow | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Book Quote |
He's an artist. The hot dogs submit to him.
George Shea (describing Joey Chestnut) | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Web Comment |
When your signature dish is hamburger in between a doughnut, and you've been cheerfully selling this stuff knowing all along that you've got Type 2 Diabetes... It's in bad taste if nothing else.
Anthony Bourdain on Paula Deen announcing that she has Diabetes and landing a multimillion-dollar deal to endorse a diabetes drug.
Anthony Bourdain
Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Movie Quote |
Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
A Christmas Story (1983)
Waiters (Chinese Restaurant) (Johan Sebastian Wong)
Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Book Quote |
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Fran Lebowitz | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Book Quote |
When a man eats his words, that's recycling.
Frank A. Clark | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Web Comment |
Hide yours kids, hides your wife! Google just might buy them and take them away!
Google has placed one of its biggest bets on location to date, acquiring local reviews giant Zagat.
Josh Howton
Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Book Quote |
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
Herb Caen | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Web Comment |
That depressing moment, When you’re looking forward to coming home and eating something, And come home to find out it’s been eaten.
via Twitter
@iQuoteComedy
Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Pick-Up Line |
You're the type of guy who goes to the restroom when the check comes at restaurants.
Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Book Quote |
The job can't be finished only improved to please the customer.
W. Edwards Deming | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Book Quote |
Quality is not set by the price on the menu, but rather the cooks and waitstaff who internalize great customer service.
L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Book Quote |
We are willing to invent. We are willing to think long-term. We start with the customer and work backwards. And, very importantly, we are willing to be misunderstood for long periods of time.
Jeff Bezos (Amazon CEO) | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Book Quote |
Life's Fair, when you get asked to pull up front at the drive-thru; it's like you got in trouble for ordering the wrong thing.
L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Book Quote |
Life's Fair, when you go to McDonald's and they've just finished making a new batch of fries.
L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| TV Show Quote |
Need a little excitement? Snap into a Slim Jim!
Slim Jim Light Bulb (Commercial)
unknown (Randy Savage)
Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like?
Should this be Half Empty?
Share Quote... |
| Church Sign |
There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.
Saskatoon Restaurant | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Church Sign |
Poor English, But Great Oriental Food - Asian Buffet
unknown | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |