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I've been on a diet for 35 years.
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Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live.
Jim Rohn | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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I ain't the same person I was when I bit that guy's ear off.
Mike Tyson | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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My specialty is death.
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I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can.
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An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
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He's an artist. The hot dogs submit to him.
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When your signature dish is hamburger in between a doughnut, and you've been cheerfully selling this stuff knowing all along that you've got Type 2 Diabetes... It's in bad taste if nothing else.
Anthony Bourdain on Paula Deen announcing that she has Diabetes and landing a multimillion-dollar deal to endorse a diabetes drug.
Anthony Bourdain
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Fran Lebowitz | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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When a man eats his words, that's recycling.
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Hide yours kids, hides your wife! Google just might buy them and take them away!
Google has placed one of its biggest bets on location to date, acquiring local reviews giant Zagat.
Josh Howton
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A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
Herb Caen | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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That depressing moment, When you’re looking forward to coming home and eating something, And come home to find out it’s been eaten.
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Life's Fair, when you start a new exercise program and injure yourself two days in to your new routine.
L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
Pierre Pachet | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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In the most AIDS-infested region of the globe - where 1 in 4 is infected - Andy's idea of a joke was to put a young Iman and a young Naomi in my bed - and no condom within a hundred miles.
Lord of War (2005)
Yuri Orlov (Nicholas Cage)
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I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.
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I started out to be a sex fiend, but couldn't pass the physical.
Robert Mitchum | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Quality is not set by the price on the menu, but rather the cooks and waitstaff who internalize great customer service.
L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Life's Fair, when your favorite snacks go on sale the very same day you declared to start a new diet.
L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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