| Movie Quote |
Men are shameless. If you're not thinking with your wiener, then you're acting directly on its behalf.
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Skylar (Minnie Driver)
Similar | Like or Don't Like?
  Share Quote... |
| Book Quote |
Men travel faster now, but I do not know if they go to better things.
Willa Cather (Death Comes from the Archbishop) | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Book Quote |
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Book Quote |
You have to be very fond of men. Very, very fond. You have to be very fond of them to love them. Otherwise they're simply unbearable.
Marguerite Duras | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Fortune Cookie |
You will be showered with good luck tomorrow!
Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Book Quote |
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
Bertrand Russell | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Book Quote |
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
Helen Rowland | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Book Quote |
The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions.
Samuel Butler | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Book Quote |
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Mark Twain | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Fortune Cookie |
You will break it; you will buy it.
Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Book Quote |
Man has always sacrificed truth to his vanity, comfort and advantage. He lives by makebelieve.
W. Somerset Maugham | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Book Quote |
It is a most mortifying reflection for a man to consider what he has done, compared to what he might have done.
Samuel Johnson | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Book Quote |
One machine can do the work of 50 ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
unknown | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Web Comment |
The men I meet are a lot like tights, they never quite fit between the legs and usually run after one night.
via Twitter
@CynicalJess
Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Fortune Cookie |
You will be traveling and coming into a fortune. Have fun!
Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| TV Show Quote |
I think I just coughed up my nards. No, wait, it could be grapes. No, it is my nards.
Saturday Night Live
Antonio Banderas (Antonio Banderas)
Similar | 0% Like | Like or Don't Like?
Should this be Half Empty?
Share Quote... |
| Fortune Cookie |
You will have a close encounter of a serious kind.
Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Fortune Cookie |
Never smell the inside of a hat.
Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Fortune Cookie |
Try another cookie.
Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |
| Fortune Cookie |
Disregard All Previous Fortunes.
Similar | Like or Don't Like?
Share Quote... |