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Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live.
Jim Rohn | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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My specialty is death.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
Irv Kupcinet | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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When your signature dish is hamburger in between a doughnut, and you've been cheerfully selling this stuff knowing all along that you've got Type 2 Diabetes... It's in bad taste if nothing else.
Anthony Bourdain on Paula Deen announcing that she has Diabetes and landing a multimillion-dollar deal to endorse a diabetes drug.
Anthony Bourdain
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Life's Fair, when you start a new exercise program and injure yourself two days in to your new routine.
L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
Pierre Pachet | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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In the most AIDS-infested region of the globe - where 1 in 4 is infected - Andy's idea of a joke was to put a young Iman and a young Naomi in my bed - and no condom within a hundred miles.
Lord of War (2005)
Yuri Orlov (Nicholas Cage)
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I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.
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I started out to be a sex fiend, but couldn't pass the physical.
Robert Mitchum | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Life's Fair, when your favorite snacks go on sale the very same day you declared to start a new diet.
L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell.
Alec Yuill Thornton | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Life's Fair, when you get your annual eye checkup and your vision hasn't gotten any worse.
L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program.
The In-Laws (1979)
Vincent J. Ricardo (Peter Falk)
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Man Who Scratch Ass Should Not Bite Fingernails
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Do not under any circumstances ever take both a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Dave Barry | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Web MD is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book where the ending is always cancer.
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@kellyoxford
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You and I have a tendency towards corpulence. Corpulence makes a man reasonable, pleasant and phlegmatic. Have you noticed the nastiest of tyrants are invariably thin?
Spartacus (1960)
Gracchus (Charles Laughton)
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Yeah, when I was your age I could eat anything I wanted, wouldn't gain an ounce. Now, I have a chocolate shake, my ass jiggles for like a week.
Big Daddy
Sonny Koufax (Adam Sandler)
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Childhood obesity. Don't take it lightly.
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