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Book Quote	I've been on a diet for 35 years. Lauren Graham \| Similar \| Like or Don't Like? Share Quote...
Book Quote	Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. Jim Rohn \| Similar \| Like or Don't Like? Share Quote...
Book Quote	I ain't the same person I was when I bit that guy's ear off. Mike Tyson \| Similar \| Like or Don't Like? Share Quote...
Book Quote	My specialty is death. Dr. Jack Kevorkian \| Similar \| Like or Don't Like? Share Quote...
Book Quote	I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can. Gwyneth Paltrow \| Similar \| Like or Don't Like? Share Quote...
Book Quote	The first law of dietetics seems to be if it tastes good, its bad for you. Isaac Asimov \| Similar \| Like or Don't Like? Share Quote...
Book Quote	An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. Irv Kupcinet \| Similar \| Like or Don't Like? Share Quote...
Book Quote	He's an artist. The hot dogs submit to him. George Shea (describing Joey Chestnut) \| Similar \| Like or Don't Like? Share Quote...
Web Comment	When your signature dish is hamburger in between a doughnut, and you've been cheerfully selling this stuff knowing all along that you've got Type 2 Diabetes... It's in bad taste if nothing else. Anthony Bourdain on Paula Deen announcing that she has Diabetes and landing a multimillion-dollar deal to endorse a diabetes drug. Anthony Bourdain Similar \| Like or Don't Like? Share Quote...
Book Quote	Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. Fran Lebowitz \| Similar \| Like or Don't Like? Share Quote...
Book Quote	When a man eats his words, that's recycling. Frank A. Clark \| Similar \| Like or Don't Like? Share Quote...
Web Comment	Hide yours kids, hides your wife! Google just might buy them and take them away! Google has placed one of its biggest bets on location to date, acquiring local reviews giant Zagat. Josh Howton Similar \| Like or Don't Like? Share Quote...
Book Quote	A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. Herb Caen \| Similar \| Like or Don't Like? Share Quote...
Web Comment	That depressing moment, When you’re looking forward to coming home and eating something, And come home to find out it’s been eaten. via Twitter @iQuoteComedy Similar \| Like or Don't Like? Share Quote...
Book Quote	Life's Fair, when you start a new exercise program and injure yourself two days in to your new routine. L.B. Wright \| Similar \| Like or Don't Like? Share Quote...
Book Quote	Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction. Pierre Pachet \| Similar \| Like or Don't Like? Share Quote...
Movie Quote	In the most AIDS-infested region of the globe - where 1 in 4 is infected - Andy's idea of a joke was to put a young Iman and a young Naomi in my bed - and no condom within a hundred miles. Lord of War (2005) Yuri Orlov (Nicholas Cage) Similar \| Like or Don't Like? Share Quote...
Bumper Sticker	I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon. Similar \| Like or Don't Like? Share Quote...
Book Quote	I started out to be a sex fiend, but couldn't pass the physical. Robert Mitchum \| Similar \| Like or Don't Like? Share Quote...
Book Quote	Swallow your pride occasionally; it's not fattening. Frank Tyger \| Similar \| Like or Don't Like? Share Quote...

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