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I've been on a diet for 35 years.
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I ain't the same person I was when I bit that guy's ear off.
Mike Tyson | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can.
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He's an artist. The hot dogs submit to him.
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When your signature dish is hamburger in between a doughnut, and you've been cheerfully selling this stuff knowing all along that you've got Type 2 Diabetes... It's in bad taste if nothing else.
Anthony Bourdain on Paula Deen announcing that she has Diabetes and landing a multimillion-dollar deal to endorse a diabetes drug.
Anthony Bourdain
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Fran Lebowitz | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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When a man eats his words, that's recycling.
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Hide yours kids, hides your wife! Google just might buy them and take them away!
Google has placed one of its biggest bets on location to date, acquiring local reviews giant Zagat.
Josh Howton
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A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
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That depressing moment, When you’re looking forward to coming home and eating something, And come home to find out it’s been eaten.
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Life's Fair, when you take a nap and feel more tired after than you did before.
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Life's Fair, when you just sat down to watch your favorite show and the phone rings.
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Quality is not set by the price on the menu, but rather the cooks and waitstaff who internalize great customer service.
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Need a little excitement? Snap into a Slim Jim!
Slim Jim Light Bulb (Commercial)
unknown (Randy Savage)
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Should this be Half Empty?
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Chillin' Like A Villian.
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Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say, What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life.
Steven Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Great meals fade in reflection; everything else gains.
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Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours.
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Just direct-a your feets-a to Daddy Green's Pizza!
The Last Dragon (1985)
Daddy Green (Jim Moody)
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Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge and now here I am on the grandest ship in the world having champagne with you fine people...
Titanic (1997)
Jack Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio)
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