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Book Quote I've been on a diet for 35 years.
Lauren Graham | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Book Quote Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?
Frank Scully | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Book Quote Be careful going in search of adventure - it's ridiculously easy to find.
William Least Heat-Moon | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Web Comment Bottoms up!
Tennessee fraternity suspended after alcohol enemas
neverland911
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Book Quote I ain't the same person I was when I bit that guy's ear off.
Mike Tyson | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Book Quote I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can.
Gwyneth Paltrow | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Song Lyric So if by the time the bar closes, And you feel like falling down; I'll carry you home tonight.
We Are Young (feat. Janelle Monáe) - Some Nights
Fun.
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Movie Quote Loosen your corset and have a drink.
The Hunger Games (2012)
Haymitch Abernathy (Woody Harrelson)
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Book Quote We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled. The trick is, knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff out.
Ray Bradbury | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Book Quote He's an artist. The hot dogs submit to him.
George Shea (describing Joey Chestnut) | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Web Comment When your signature dish is hamburger in between a doughnut, and you've been cheerfully selling this stuff knowing all along that you've got Type 2 Diabetes... It's in bad taste if nothing else.
Anthony Bourdain on Paula Deen announcing that she has Diabetes and landing a multimillion-dollar deal to endorse a diabetes drug.
Anthony Bourdain
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Book Quote Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Fran Lebowitz | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Book Quote When a man eats his words, that's recycling.
Frank A. Clark | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Web Comment Hide yours kids, hides your wife! Google just might buy them and take them away!
Google has placed one of its biggest bets on location to date, acquiring local reviews giant Zagat.
Josh Howton
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Book Quote A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
Herb Caen | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Book Quote When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny Youngman | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Book Quote You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
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Web Comment That depressing moment, When you’re looking forward to coming home and eating something, And come home to find out it’s been eaten.
via Twitter
@iQuoteComedy
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Web Comment We just had a kid, so she's looking forward to Miller Lite.
The MillerCoors brewing company will soon be forced to pull 39 brands of beers from every restaurant, bar and liquor store in the state of Minnesota.
Andrew Oliver
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Book Quote Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
Helen Keller | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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