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If you took naked pictures of yourself on your cell phone, you hide your face, people.
Reese Witherspoon | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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A life of ease is a difficult pursuit.
William Cowper | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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| Pick-Up Line |
I would like to put you in a round room and tell you to go pee in a corner.
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| Fortune Cookie |
Humor usually works at the moment of awkwardness.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Insults should be well avenged or well endured.
Scottish Proverb | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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| Web Comment |
It seems to me that the harder I try the harder I fall.
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If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost.
Zig Ziglar | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
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If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.
J. Russell Lynes | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Never tell your problems to anyone... 20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
Tracy Morgan | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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| TV Show Quote |
Watchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
Diff'rent Strokes
Arnold Jackson (Gary Coleman)
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Should this be Half Empty?
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| Fortune Cookie |
You laugh now. Wait until you get home.
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| Movie Quote |
I crap bigger than you!
City Slickers (1991)
Curly (Jack Palance)
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I'm going to need a beer to put these flames out.
Top Gun (1986)
Maverick (Tom Cruise)
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| Bumper Sticker |
Just because you look that way doesn't mean you have to act dumb
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| Bumper Sticker |
No Fat Chicks - Car Will Scrape
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| Movie Quote |
You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Kurtz (Marlon Brando)
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Let me tell you something, boy. You can march like the white man, you can talk like him. You can sing his songs, you can even wear his suits. But, you ain't NEVER gonna be nothing to him, than an ugly ass chimp... in a blue suit.
Glory (1989)
Trip (Denzel Washington)
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Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor at all.
Singin' in the Rain (1952)
Cosmo Brown (Donald O' Connor)
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