Book/Speech | Movies | TV | Song Lyric | Web | Pick-Up Lines | Bumper Stickers | Signs | Fortune Cookie | Idioms |
| Book Quote | I'm grateful to be in an adult relationship because I always figured, 'Oh, I'll just have sex with a bunch of guys and have my career.' Chelsea Handler | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Fortune Cookie | Humor usually works at the moment of awkwardness. Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. Mel Brooks | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | Life's Fair, if you've ever been out driving so late that you have the entire highway to yourself. L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | Life's Fair, when the random person coming out of the same store as you is parked right next to your car. L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? George Carlin | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Web Comment | Last paragraph says the GPS is a tool. I'm kinda wondering if maybe the driver was too... Three Seattle visitors following GPS directions drove their rented Mercedes SUV into Mercer Slough early Wednesday morning. paulkcarrico Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you. Billy Wilder | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Movie Quote | Porsche. There is no substitute. Risky Business (1983) Joel Goodsen (Tom Cruise) Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Bumper Sticker | Obey Gravity - It's the Law. Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Bumper Sticker | I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | You go where you look, so look where you’re going! unknown | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. unknown | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | Always give drivers enough room to be stupid. unknown | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Web Comment | A Harley Davidson is really just Sybian with wheels. via Twitter @GSouder Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Web Comment | It's a bad idea to close your eyes for 'just a few minutes' at work. It's a worse idea to do it while driving on the highway. via Twitter @CynicalJess Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Church Sign | Don't Drink and Drive. You'll Only Spill It. unknown | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Movie Quote | Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!! Animal House John Bluto Blutarsky (John Belushi) Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Bumper Sticker | If I Passed You on the Right - You're in the Wrong Lane! Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Bumper Sticker | Don't follow me, I am LOST!! Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |