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Bottoms up!
Tennessee fraternity suspended after alcohol enemas
neverland911
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So if by the time the bar closes, And you feel like falling down; I'll carry you home tonight.
We Are Young (feat. Janelle Monáe) - Some Nights
Fun.
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Loosen your corset and have a drink.
The Hunger Games (2012)
Haymitch Abernathy (Woody Harrelson)
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We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled. The trick is, knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff out.
Ray Bradbury | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny Youngman | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
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We just had a kid, so she's looking forward to Miller Lite.
The MillerCoors brewing company will soon be forced to pull 39 brands of beers from every restaurant, bar and liquor store in the state of Minnesota.
Andrew Oliver
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Give a man a beer and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew and he wastes a lifetime.
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Dylan Thomas | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.
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When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Steven Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge and now here I am on the grandest ship in the world having champagne with you fine people...
Titanic (1997)
Jack Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio)
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I would argue that coffee has been far more important to literature than alcohol.
Joseph Finder | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Don't Drink and Drive. You'll Only Spill It.
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In health news, scientists have announced the invention of a women's condom. The condom works by fitting snugly over a woman's wine glass.
Saturday Night Live
Kevin Nealon (Kevin Nealon)
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Should this be Half Empty?
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...It's so good, once it hits your lips, it's so good.
Old School (2003)
Frank The Tank Ricard (Will Ferrell)
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Let's have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze.
Bachelor Party (1984)
Rick Gassko (Tom Hanks)
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I drink to stay warm, and to kill selected memories.
Conor Oberst | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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