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We have to get a night nurse or we're going to get a divorce because someone's got to sleep in this house or we're going to kill each other.
Megan Fox says raising new son with husband too hard, hires a nurse
Megan Fox
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What must it be like for a little boy to read that daddy never loved mummy?
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I have strong family values. I've started 3-4 families this year.
Sen. Ensign will resign on Friday. 2 years ago, he had an extramarital affair with a former staff member. The Senate Ethics Committee named a special counsel to look into that issue.
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Julia Roberts said that the turning point in their marriage was when she realized that she was Julia Roberts and that she was married to Lyle Lovett.
Saturday Night Live
Norm Macdonald (Norm Macdonald)
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Should this be Half Empty?
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The secret to success, whether it's women or money, is knowing when to quit. I oughta know: I'm divorced and broke.
Miami Vice
Sonny Crockett (Don Johnson)
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Should this be Half Empty?
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Okay. And your big problem is, that you're married to this gorgeous, twenty-four year old underwear model, who thinks that the sun rises and sets in your pants... and that's not enough for you?
City Slickers (1991)
Phil Berquist (Daniel Stern)
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It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.
Road Trip (2000)
Steve Stifler (E.L.)
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
Bill Clinton | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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The hottest love has the coldest end.
Socrates | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is improving
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
Rodney Dangerfield | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up.
Rodney Dangerfield | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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I hate pretty women! God only needed to make them just attractive enough to men so that our species would continue. Any more beauty than that is overkill, literally. How many men have died or done stupid things because a woman was too damn beautiful
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