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In America, you have a right to be stupid.
John Kerry | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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I'm just a white man... caught between Southern pride and Southern blame.
Accidental Racist - Accidental Racist
Brad Paisley
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Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
The Descendants (2011)
Matt King (George Clooney)
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Every country gets the circus it deserves. Spain gets bullfights. Italy gets the Catholic Church. America gets Hollywood.
Erica Jong | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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At least the Pilgrim Fathers used to shoot Indians: the Pilgrim Children merely punch time clocks.
E. E. (Edward Estlin) Cummings | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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It's a one-year membership in the Jelly of the Month Club.
Christmas Vacation (1989)
Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase)
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We're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f**king Kaye.
Christmas Vacation (1989)
Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase)
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Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
A Christmas Story (1983)
Ralphie (narrating) (Jean Shepherd)
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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I’m proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money.
Arthur Godfrey | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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The most common commodity in this country is unrealized potential.
Calvin Coolidge | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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The American who first discovered Columbus made a bad discovery.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Americans used to roar like lions for liberty; now we bleat like sheep for security.
Norman Vincent Peale | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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If the Chinese want to slay us, they don't need to attack us with their missiles. They just have to call in their loans.
Mark Thompson | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Jeff Marder | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye!
Christmas Vacation (1989)
Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase)
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God Bless America, And The Farmers Who Feed Your Fat Ass
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Christmas is not about buying items at a store. It's about the birth of Baby Santa.
Black Friday gets all the hype, but Cyber Monday – the Monday following Thanksgiving - is really when retailers cash in. Last year consumers spent $887 million online (excluding travel).
El Gato Fresco
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
George Carlin | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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