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If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested.
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What is this world coming to when a man can't go in and take a leisurely dump, without scrambling F-16 Chimichanga pilots to interrupt him?
Flight on 9/11 anniversary ends in handcuffs for housewife
Hugh Jorgan
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Life's Fair, when over half the people on your flight qualify for preboarding so you still fight for baggage space.
L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris.
Orville Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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F-22 pilots would never fly below buildings! That's alien... that ain't friendly!
Transformers (2007)
USAF Master Sgt. Epps (Tyrese Gibson)
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Life's Fair, when you're on a long flight and both seats next to you are empty.
L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Life's Fair, when your plane takes off late, but lands on time.
L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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All the things you probably hate about travelling - the recycled air, the artificial lighting, the digital juice dispensers, the cheap sushi - are warm reminders that I'm home.
Up in the Air (2009)
Ryan Bingham (George Clooney)
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Never get behind old people. Their bodies are littered with hidden metal and they never seem to appreciate how little time they have left. Bingo, Asians. They pack light, travel efficiently, and they have a thing for slip on shoes. Gotta love 'em.
Up in the Air (2009)
Ryan Bingham (George Clooney)
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The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot.
Michael Altshuler | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
Patton (1970)
General George S. Patton Jr. (George C. Scott)
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Cheap enough to say, Phuket I'll go.
Air Asia (billboard) | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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I feel the need... the need for speed!
Top Gun (1986)
Maverick (Tom Cruise)
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That was some of the best flying I've seen to date - right up to the part where you got killed.
Top Gun (1986)
Jester (Michael Ironside)
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And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!
Top Gun (1986)
Stinger (James Tolkan)
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You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
Top Gun (1986)
Iceman (Val Kilmer)
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Counting cards isn't illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
The Hangover (2009)
Alan (Zack Galifianakis)
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Two generals on the same battlefield are one general too many.
Ulysses S. Grant | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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You can't handle the truth!
A Few Good Men
Col. Nathan Jessup (Jack Nicholson)
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