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Beauty fades! I just turned 29, so I probably don't have that many good years left in me.
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I won't do Botox again because I looked crazy. I looked like Joan Rivers.
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Your aunt Marie is cute, but she can burn water.
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Should this be Half Empty?
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If they catch her and lock her up, she is just going to bust out again...
Somewhere in Australia there's a "buxom bandit" on the run. That's what Australian media has dubbed a gas station robber with an affinity for deadly weapons and low-cut shirts.
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If you took naked pictures of yourself on your cell phone, you hide your face, people.
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You're ugly but you intrigue me.
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The best thing about being young is, if you had to do it all over again, you would still have time.
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The man who is too old to learn was probably always too old to learn.
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I find it a little baffling when Americans get so gaga-eyed over a princess. In particular Lady Di, who was just this anorexic, bulimic narcissist.
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So what this really means is that two hot chicks from Santa Barbara are now available.
Missing ATVers found dead in Mojave Desert
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How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was?
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When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day.
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The pain was so bad that I guess I wasn't afraid to die.
An 86-yr-old Arizona man survived falling face-first into his pruning shears.
Leroy Luetscher
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Happiness? That's nothing more than health and a poor memory.
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The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
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The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.
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Life's Fair, when you go to your 20-year high school reunion and realize, people really don't change.
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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven, don't want to die to get there.
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You are not responsible for the programming you picked up in childhood. However, as an adult, you are one hundred percent responsible for fixing it.
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Blessed are they who see beautiful things in humble places where other people see nothing.
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