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I've been on a diet for 35 years.
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I ain't the same person I was when I bit that guy's ear off.
Mike Tyson | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can.
Gwyneth Paltrow | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Whatever is well said by another, is mine.
Seneca the Elder | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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He's an artist. The hot dogs submit to him.
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When your signature dish is hamburger in between a doughnut, and you've been cheerfully selling this stuff knowing all along that you've got Type 2 Diabetes... It's in bad taste if nothing else.
Anthony Bourdain on Paula Deen announcing that she has Diabetes and landing a multimillion-dollar deal to endorse a diabetes drug.
Anthony Bourdain
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Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind.
A Christmas Story (1983)
Ralphie (narrating) (Jean Shepherd)
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Only I didn't say 'Fudge.' I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the 'F-dash-dash-dash' word!
A Christmas Story (1983)
Ralphie (narrating) (Jean Shepherd)
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Fran Lebowitz | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.
William Hazlitt | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Learn a new language and get a new soul.
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All words are pegs to hang ideas on.
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Hide yours kids, hides your wife! Google just might buy them and take them away!
Google has placed one of its biggest bets on location to date, acquiring local reviews giant Zagat.
Josh Howton
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A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
Herb Caen | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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That depressing moment, When you’re looking forward to coming home and eating something, And come home to find out it’s been eaten.
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The thing that's wrong with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.
George W. Bush | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Profanity is the inevitable linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker.
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Quality is not set by the price on the menu, but rather the cooks and waitstaff who internalize great customer service.
L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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The best thing on translation was said by Cervantes: translation is the other side of a tapestry.
Leonardo Sciascia | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Foreign newspapers - if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English?
Stephen Colbert | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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