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I'd better send for the limousine. Mother gets very impatient if she's kept waiting. I was born 3 days late. She didn't speak to me for a year.
Diff’rent Strokes
Phillip Drummond (Conrad Bain)
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Should this be Half Empty?
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Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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A life of ease is a difficult pursuit.
William Cowper | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all.
James Thurber | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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I'm barely prolific and incredibly lazy.
Tom Petty | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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If a man works hard, the land will not be lazy.
Chinese Proverb | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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In winter, the lazy man freezes to death.
Chinese Proverb | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Steven Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Work expands so as to fill the time available.
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I meant to procrastinate today, but I never got around to it.
The Red Green Show (1991)
Red Green (Steve Smith)
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Should this be Half Empty?
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Never leave 'till tomorrow which you can do today.
Benjamin Franklin | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
Robert Heinlein | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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If your work is not done, blame it on the computer!
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I wish my lawn were emo, so it would cut itself
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Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.
Office Space (1999)
Lawrence (Diedrich Bader)
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Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
Office Space (1999)
Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston)
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The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Office Space (1999)
Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston)
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Dare Slack - When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.
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