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In America, you have a right to be stupid.
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When the chess game is over, the pawn and the king go back in the same box. You should think about that.
Judge scolds Microsoft and Motorola for 'hubris' and arrogance in patent case
U.S. District Judge James Robart
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We can barely extract drinking water from our salty seas on Earth, but these guys are going to suck it out of an asteroid tumbling through space and turn it into breathable air and rocket fuel?
In response to Planetary Resources's plans to mine rare metals from asteroids.
Al Lewis
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Fools live to regret their words, wise men to regret their silence.
Will Henry | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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There's zero correlation between being the best talker and having the best ideas.
Susan Cain | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Not the fastest horse can catch a word spoken in anger.
Chinese Proverb | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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The shuttle has been massively difficult to operate. It's very unsafe, very fragile. A butterfly bolted onto a bullet, you know.
Story Musgrave | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Gaining traction for Microsoft has been like driving a pickup truck through a Wisconsin winter on bald tires.
Robert Weinstein's analysis of tech stocks in 2011 including Google, Yahoo and Microsoft.
Robert Weinstein
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Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind.
A Christmas Story (1983)
Ralphie (narrating) (Jean Shepherd)
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Only I didn't say 'Fudge.' I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the 'F-dash-dash-dash' word!
A Christmas Story (1983)
Ralphie (narrating) (Jean Shepherd)
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Too much agreement kills a chat.
Eldridge Cleaver | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Doug Larson | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Sometimes 80 percent is only halfway done.
Leo Shklovskii | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Life's Fair, when you regularly talk to someone, but don't know their name and too much time passes to ask.
L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them.
Adlai Stevenson | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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He who does not expect a million readers should not write a line.
Johann von Goethe | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Life's Fair, when you overhear two people discussing something you know a lot about, but you can't say anything because you're not part of the conversation.
L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Letters have to pass two tests before they can be classed as good: they must express the personality both of the writer and of the recipient.
E.M. Forster | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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I keep some people's numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
via Twitter
@DamnJokesNShit
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