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Fortune Cookie Humor usually works at the moment of awkwardness.
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Book Quote I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.
Mel Brooks | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Book Quote When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
George Carlin | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Book Quote If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.
Billy Wilder | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Movie Quote Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!!
Animal House
John Bluto Blutarsky (John Belushi)
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Book Quote I hate pretty women! God only needed to make them just attractive enough to men so that our species would continue. Any more beauty than that is overkill, literally. How many men have died or done stupid things because a woman was too damn beautiful
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Book Quote They shouldn't even call it insurance; they just should call it "in case shit" - I give a company some money in case shit happens. Now, if shit don't happen, shouldn't I get my money back?
Chris Rock | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Book Quote Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else
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Book Quote Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollars, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
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Book Quote I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
George Carlin | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Book Quote Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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