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| Movie Quote | Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind. A Christmas Story (1983) Ralphie (narrating) (Jean Shepherd) Similar | Like or Don't Like?   Share Quote... |
| Movie Quote | Only I didn't say 'Fudge.' I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the 'F-dash-dash-dash' word! A Christmas Story (1983) Ralphie (narrating) (Jean Shepherd) Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | Too much agreement kills a chat. Eldridge Cleaver | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. Doug Larson | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | Life's Fair, when you regularly talk to someone, but don't know their name and too much time passes to ask. L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. John Fitzgerald Kennedy | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. Adlai Stevenson | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | He who does not expect a million readers should not write a line. Johann von Goethe | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | Life's Fair, when you overhear two people discussing something you know a lot about, but you can't say anything because you're not part of the conversation. L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | Letters have to pass two tests before they can be classed as good: they must express the personality both of the writer and of the recipient. E.M. Forster | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Web Comment | I keep some people's numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. via Twitter @DamnJokesNShit Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had. unknown | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. Western Union internal memo, 1876 | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | In my sentences I go where no man has gone before. George W. Bush | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | Profanity is the inevitable linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker. Bruce Sherrod | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | Those who write clearly have readers, those who write obscurely have commentators. Abraham Lincoln | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | Hear much, speak little. unknown | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | Were we as eloquent as angels we still would please people much more by listening rather than talking. Charles Caleb Colton | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | The best thing on translation was said by Cervantes: translation is the other side of a tapestry. Leonardo Sciascia | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | It is terrible to speak well and be wrong. Sophocles | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | Life's Fair, when someone has been trying to call you all day, but your cell phone was OFF, not on standby. L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | Foreign newspapers - if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English? Stephen Colbert | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | Life’s Fair, when you purposely look the other way to see if someone will acknowledge your presence… and they don’t. L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded. unknown | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |
| Book Quote | A witty saying proves nothing. Voltaire | Similar | Like or Don't Like? Share Quote... |