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Movie Quote Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
A Christmas Story (1983)
Ralphie (narrating) (Jean Shepherd)
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Web Comment I give up - my Japanese sex doll is on the way!! Geez.... I hope she likes me.
For the first time in history, women are better educated, more ambitious and arguably more successful than men.
6y298
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Web Comment We’re obviously not talking Tiger Woods here, but I was unfaithful.
De La Hoya admits cheating on his wife and drug addiction
Oscar De La Hoya
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Book Quote Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
John Barrymore | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Movie Quote When I seduce you... if I decide to seduce you, don't worry. You'll know.
Boomerang (1992)
Jacqueline (Robin Givens)
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Book Quote Life's Fair, when you're watching a movie and a nude scene comes on right before your spouse walks in the room.
L.B. Wright | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Movie Quote In the most AIDS-infested region of the globe - where 1 in 4 is infected - Andy's idea of a joke was to put a young Iman and a young Naomi in my bed - and no condom within a hundred miles.
Lord of War (2005)
Yuri Orlov (Nicholas Cage)
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Movie Quote The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.
Transformers (2007)
Ratchet (Robert Foxworth)
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Book Quote I started out to be a sex fiend, but couldn't pass the physical.
Robert Mitchum | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Book Quote We know less about the sexual life of little girls than of boys. But we need not feel ashamed of this distinction; after all, the sexual life of adult women is a dark continent for psychology.
Sigmund Freud | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Book Quote The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions.
Samuel Butler | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Book Quote Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Ambrose Bierce | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Book Quote A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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Web Comment You're as slutty as a bowling ball, you get picked up, fingered, thrown down an alley and still come back for more.
via Twitter
@EpicTweets_
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Web Comment Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
via Twitter
@EpicTweets_
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Movie Quote I've only had four women in my life. Two of them, my wife!
The In-Laws (1979)
Sheldon S. Kornpett, D.D.S. (Alan Arkin)
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Movie Quote My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night. Time of your life, huh kid?
Risky Business (1983)
Joel Goodsen (Tom Cruise)
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Movie Quote Please Joel, do what they say, just get off the babysitter.
Risky Business (1983)
Joel's Mother (Janet Carroll)
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Movie Quote It's what you want. It's what every white boy off the lake wants.
Risky Business (1983)
Jackie (Bruce A. Young)
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Movie Quote My daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place?
Risky Business (1983)
Miles (Curtis Armstrong)
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Movie Quote I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows.
48 HRS.
Reggie Hammond (Eddie Murphy)
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Web Comment The men I meet are a lot like tights, they never quite fit between the legs and usually run after one night.
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@CynicalJess
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Movie Quote That's one of the good things about Paris: lots of girls willing to take their clothes off.
Titanic (1997)
Jack Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio)
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TV Show Quote Patty! Call the doctor; it's been more than 4 hours...
Jack in the Box - Jack Visits (Commercial)

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Should this be Half Empty?
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Church Sign Staying in Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church.
St. Cyril of Alexandria Church | Similar | Like or Don't Like?
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