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Actor Christian Slater was let out of prison for one night to attend the premiere of his new movie Hard Rain. Fifteen minutes into the film, Mr. Slater asked to be escorted back to prison.
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- Norm Macdonald (Norm Macdonald)

Saturday Night Live


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