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Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind.
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- Ralphie (narrating) (Jean Shepherd)
A Christmas Story (1983)



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