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Feelin' Half Full

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I've never seen a black goldfish before.
Diff’rent Strokes
Phillip Drummond (Conrad Bain)
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I'd better send for the limousine. Mother gets very impatient if she's kept waiting. I was born 3 days late. She didn't speak to me for a year.
Diff’rent Strokes
Phillip Drummond (Conrad Bain)
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Need a little excitement? Snap into a Slim Jim!
Slim Jim Light Bulb (Commercial) video
unknown (Randy Savage)
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I shop, therefore I am.
Family Ties (1982)
Mallory Keaton (Justine Bateman)
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Of all the Basic Applied Economic Principles of Capitalism in the Post-Industrial Era Seminars in the world, you had to walk into mine.
Family Ties (1982)
Alex P. Keaton (Michael J. Fox)
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Mom, I need to reevaluate my life. Do you have a minute?
Family Ties (1982)
Mallory Keaton (Justine Bateman)
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And remember, this fix is only temporary, unless it works.
The Red Green Show (1991)
Red Green (Steve Smith)
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If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
The Red Green Show (1991)
Red Green (Steve Smith)
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I meant to procrastinate today, but I never got around to it.
The Red Green Show (1991)
Red Green (Steve Smith)
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You may be quick on your feet, but you can't outrun even the smallest explosion.
The Red Green Show (1991)
Red Green (Steve Smith)
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Empty your mind... be formless, shapeless... like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup; put it into a teapot it becomes the teapot... be water my friend.
Longstreet (1971) video
Li Tsung (Bruce Lee)
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Don't make a plan of fighting; that is a very good way to lose your teeth...
Longstreet (1971) video
Li Tsung (Bruce Lee)
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Insurance? He's got money coming out of the Whazoo!
E*Trade - Money Out Whazoo (Commercial) video
unknown
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Patty! Call the doctor; it's been more than 4 hours...
Jack in the Box - Jack Visits (Commercial) video
unknown
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Actor Christian Slater was let out of prison for one night to attend the premiere of his new movie Hard Rain. Fifteen minutes into the film, Mr. Slater asked to be escorted back to prison.
Saturday Night Live
Norm Macdonald (Norm Macdonald)
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So when it comes time to fix that refrigerator magnet or put together a little house of popsicle sticks, you don't want some cheap synthetic glue. You want pure mutilated horse paste.
Saturday Night Live
Langford T. Belmont (Will Ferrell)
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The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death.
Saturday Night Live
Norm Macdonald (Norm Macdonald)
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I'm gonna be around for a long time. On the job, making the tough decisions 24/7. That's 24 hours a week, 7 months a year.
Saturday Night Live
George W. Bush (Will Ferrell)
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This is the most effective memory enhancement drug on the market. It'll improve your short-term memory. It'll improve your long-term memory. And most of all, it'll improve your short-term memory.
Saturday Night Live
Jackie Rogers Jr. (Martin Short)
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I think I just coughed up my nards. No, wait, it could be grapes. No, it is my nards.
Saturday Night Live
Antonio Banderas (Antonio Banderas)
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Feelin' Half Empty

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Your aunt Marie is cute, but she can burn water.
Breaking Bad
4 4
Hank Schrader (Dean Norris)
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Guess you realize that being this excited about a sci fi movie will drastically cut down the number of women who will sleep with us.
Bones
2009 The Gamer in the Grease
Dr. Jack Hodgins (T.J. Thyne)
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You know you've reached middle age when your back goes out more often than you do.
The Red Green Show (1991)
Red Green (Steve Smith)
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Two's company, three's cross-fire.
Wings (1993)
Lowell Mather (Thomas Haden Church)
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People who have money don't need people.
Family Ties (1982)
Alex P. Keaton (Michael J. Fox)
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Mallory, someone stupid called... sometime today... about something trivial.
Family Ties (1982)
Alex P. Keaton (Michael J. Fox)
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Let's play a game of whose life sucks worse; I'll win, I always win.
Grey's Anatomy
Dr. Meredith Grey (Ellen Pompeo)
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I hate my life... can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the wife in the backyard...
Married with Children
Al Bundy (Ed O'Neill)
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Kiss my grits!
Alice
Florence Jean 'Flo' Castleberry
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Oh, this is it... I'm comin' Elizabeth.
Sanford and Son video
Fred Sanford (Redd Foxx)
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